I’m getting ready for a wedding. Where the hell is my gum? I have everything including my tie, but no effing gum. it’s not like i can take my toothbrush and toothpaste.
excuse me miss, i need to go brush up. who brings a toothbrush to a wedding? it’s not like i didn’t brush today, i just forgot my gum. i could run to a store, but i have no idea. wait, is it in my coat bag?
bingo! okay off to my friend’s wedding!
double your pleasure, double your fun! i found my bag, and my minty fresh gum!
